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ME:it must be your time of the month....
STEPHEN:hahaha so i have permission to say that to you if i want to now
ME:no, because i can joke about it with you..but if you say it to me its probably true
STEPHEN:well what if i do have a time of the month??
2.
ME: AND THEN SHE HIT THE HIPPO WITH A FRYING PAN
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MIKE: you look like an old, round woman who spends most of her days baking!
((I run from the nursery into another room, trip over a chair, flip, then land face first on the ground.. Bert hass to help me up and none of us can stop laughing)) >me, caleb, bert
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MALLORY: my uncle bill's name is Irine!
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ME: kelly, i really hate it when people whisper
KELLY: um, you just whispered that
CALEB: crap! gabe`s coming up the stairs, quick hide!
(i hide behind a cot under the table, bert hides under a air mattress on the table)
CALEB: no, it`s just me, i`m just getting some stuff.
(bert falls)
CALEB: oh, i guess it`s not just me...
BERT: I SWEAR I JUST FELL WERE NOT DOING ANYTHING!!!
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HONG KONGGGGGGGGG!
(cody sits dont)
nick: cooody dont touch me!!
me: omg, hes your cousin.
nick: but i really dont like being touched!!
(later, cody is leaving)
nick: bye cody!! (give him huge hug)
haley and me: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE BEING TOUCHED!!
nick: well, its different when hes leaving
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LAUREN: they`re having guy talk. it`s their emotional time of the month.
12.
ME: salt...EE!
HALEY:jess told me about the message
JESS:YOU Werent supposed to tell!
HALEY: oh, oops, no she didnt
JESS:im never telling you anything!
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JEEZBEES!
15.
MALLORY: mr. mirly, why dont we get a field trip??
MIRLY: idk, mr. jean is really organized.
MALLORY: um did you not hear my question??
at home)
ME: i really really want to go to great harvest today.. its in kirkwood but probably not around where we'll be..
KELLY: we should totally see if shannon wants to hang out with us!
(later, in the car with shannon)
SHANNON: i have to study for phisics today.. ive been failing all my exams..
ME(whispering):she cant hang out with us today..
(later, the subject changed to violin)
ME: yeah, my sister took lessons in kirkwood
KELLY: and what did you do the whole tim eif you had to go??
ME: i went to GREAT HARVEST
SHANNON: OMG OMG I LOVE THAT PLACE.. WE SHOULD GO!!!
16.
LAUREN: i have to go to the bathroom.
ME: ok, i`ll go too. jess, where are you sitting?
JESSICA: oh, i`ll go to
((Lauren get`s caught up in conversation with someone else))
ME: omg, theres a reeeaaaly long line
((we wait like forever))
LADY: um, theres one open now.
ME: oh, i`m not going, jess, you can go now
JESS: oh, i`m not going, i was just waiting with you
((we run out laughing our heads off))
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KELLY: we`ll try it in a few years, when were 12.
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MALLORY: WOULD U TELL ME IF I POOPED MY PANTS?
MICHELLE:WOULDN'T U ALREADY KNOW THAT BEFORE I DO?
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BERT: gosh its not like guys turn into wild sex animals as soon as the lights go out!
21.
EMILY: hes hott, his body is hott, he has hott shoulders!!
22.
ERINE: your in my bed, under my rules!
23.
ERINE: why are we all in the same bed?!
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ME: ugh and like now i cant talk to him about that!
CALEB: well, idk, talk to.. mike finnegan!!
ME: that was the stupidest thing ive heard all day.
25.
ME: blahhh ablllahh (going on talking..)
STEPHEN: i got new swimming trunks today.
26.
CALEB/ME: ...lets talk about peanut butter and jelly!
